Donut Diet

We're both buried in snow, but that will not stop us from posting, even if it stops the damn post office from delivering. Jerks. This, after a woman at the USPS answered me very snottily after I asked if they'd be delivering mail after that last blizzard, "Uh, YEAH." Hey, guess what? The USPS cancelled delivery. Imagine that.

So Misty and I had the following exchange the other day:

Me: Apparently eating half a box of donuts every day isn't helping my weight-loss program at all.

Misty: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the "Donut Diet" is only for people with cancer.

Ooooohhhhhhhh.